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Tulane University Class of 2009

I'm a handsome son of a bitch.


"I want to take a piss, but I NEED to piss in nature."
-Bluntski

"What's the planet closest to the sun?"

"I have white things stuck in my face at least twice a year."
-Gala Kaufman

"I need the number of my friends to be a perfect square!"
-Brittany Shelton

"I need to shit a rooster."
"Stop talking about poop chicken!"
-Joey Shadduck and Chris Hilton, after we ate Cane's.

"If Big Bird ever turned evil, he would fuck up the Green Lantern."
-Kris Gonzalez

"It puts the Taaka in the glass or else it gets the hose agaaaaaaaaaaain!"
-Justin "Sparticoat" Walbeck

"I feel like the use of pipe cleaners to clean pipes is one of the most enlightening things I've heard in a while."
-Travis "Mandelbaum" Mandel

"Her pan-racial loveliness gives me hope for the future."
-Stephen Colbert

"Jesus is so KRUNK!"
-Ai Nguyen, after we bought beer from a church

"It smells like Colonial Williamsburg."
-Tim Stevenson, about my pipe tobacco

"In fact, your mother probably would have had an abortion if she only knew."
-Göff

"Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it."

"Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media."

"If the Nuremberg laws were applied, then every post-war American president would have been hanged. "

"Ask yourself who's funding the propaganda and who's pushing it, and you discover, to your amazement, financial capital."
-Noam Chomsky

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